Nose Hair Bridge, Sulfuric Acid Town, and Disappointment Island: Odd Japanese Place Names

Butt Hair Station – Photo By Monami, available under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial license.

A few weeks ago I did a post featuring strange photos I’d found around the Internet. While I was researching the reason for a sign that said “Butt Hairs: 48 yen each or 5 for 198 yen” I found a Wikipedia entry on strange place names in Japan. Here are some of the more interesting ones:

Sulfuric Acid Town (Ryuusan-machi, Sanyo Onada, Yamaguchi Prefecture)
Nose hair Bridge (Hanage-bashi, Sendai, Miyagi Prefecture)
Disappointment Island (Gakkari-jima, Miyako, Iwate Prefecture)
Hiccup River (Shakkuri-gawa, Nabari, Mie Prefecture)
Toy Town (Omocha-machi, Mibumachi, Tochigi Prefecture)
Cement Town (Semento-machi, Sanyo-Onoda, Yamaguchi Prefecture/Tsukumi, Oita Prefecture)
Reading (Yomikaki, Nagiso-machi, Nagano Prefecture)
Bullet Train (Shinkansen, Kannami-cho, Shizuoka Prefecture)
Daycare Worker Town (Hobo-cho, Okazaki, Aichi Prefecture)
Forbidden Field (Kinya, Hirakata, Osaka Prefecture)
Pleasure/Hedonism (Kairaku, Ichikikushikino, Kagoshima Prefecture)
Impossible/Unbearable River (Yarikirenai, Yuni, Hokkaido Prefecture)
Entrance to a Woman’s Body (Nyotai-iriguchi, Komagane, Nagano Prefecture)

These places have kanji with funny meanings, but they are pronounced differently:
Affair Town (Fukecho,  Moriyama, Shiga Prefecture) [The actual pronunciation of affair is uwaki]
Morning Erection (Asadatsu, Makamecho, Seiyoshi, Aichi Prefecture) [ The actual pronunciation of morning erection is asadachi]
Butt Hair (Shikke, Gifu, Gifu Prefecture) [The actual pronunciation of butt hair is shirige]

These places have kanji with different meanings, but they sound like something else when they are spoken:
Damn! It’s you. (Omaeda, Fukaya, Saitama Prefecture)
That sucks! (Mukatsuku, Nagato, Yamaguchi Prefecture)
Rural (Inaka, Uwajima, Aichi Prefecture)
Extremely Rural (Doinaka, Kanzaki, Saga Prefecture)
Penis Island (Chinko-jima, Toyako, Hokkaido Prefecture)
Crotch Hair (Matage, Matsuzaka, Mie Prefecture)
Vagina Park (Manko Koen, Naha, Okinawa Prefecture)

日本語から見た日本の珍地名の例 [編集]

通常は地名として使用されない普通名詞を含む地名
通常は地名として使用されない擬態語・連語を含む地名
通常は地名として使用されない人体に関する普通名詞を含む地名
人名のような地名(姓と名に相当する部分を持つもの。実際の人名に由来するものを除く)

Kids’ Dance Festival in Higashi Omiya

If you ever have a chance to get out to a small, local festival near where you live, you’ll probably find that they can be surprisingly entertaining. This kid’s dancing festival is held in Higashi-Omiya, a tiny station north of Tokyo every August. They have kids from the local dance schools perform, and I find watching little four-year-olds dancing to Hip Hop songs with lyrics about “bitches,” “ho’s,” and explicitly sexual language endlessly entertaining.

Kanchu Mizuabi, the Ice-water Bathing Festival

I’m a bit of a samugariya (someone who hates the cold), so I found myself shivering just watching these guys pouring ice-cold water over themselves. It’s part of the annual Daikoku Matsuri at the famous Kanda Myojin Shrine in downtown Tokyo, and is an ancient purification rite. Originally, it was for people who had just turned 20, which is the age when one legally becomes an adult in Japan. I couldn’t help but wonder if the hidden purpose of the festival is to lower the sex-drives of randy young 20-year-olds. The festival is open to anyone, and there were a few women and guys who looked to be in their 50s and 60s as well.

I was quite surprised to see Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys at a Japanese festival.

By the way, if you go to take photos, you want to be in the group on the right of the pool. The people on the left and center get told they can’t stand there about five minutes before the festival starts (even though they’ve been waiting for like an hour and the so-called “organizers” were there the whole time without bothering to mention they weren’t allowed to stand there.)

Nara New Year’s

On  New Year’s day, my in-laws went to visit some local shrines near their house, and I went along to take photos. I found the tiny rural temples really interesting – it’s a huge change from the crowds in the big-city shrines.

More photos after the jump.
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Random Bizarre Photos from around the Japanese Interwebs

These photos are from a website called Himajin. A himajin is a person with too much time on his or her hands.

Caution
Fuji-Q Highland is a bear habitat. There are bears all over. If you come across one, definitely do not try pro-wrestling moves on it. Do not tackle it.

Motorcycle grave

“Mild Seven” is a popular cigarette brand in Japan.

Exercise bike

Work part-time, just for now!
Work!
You don’t have to be motivated
You don’t have to be energetic
It doesn’t matter what you look like
Hourly pay over 900 yen

Walking/Sleeping Bag
They say that “From now on,  if you are attacked by a bear in the middle of the night, you can just stand up and run away,” but the question is whether you can run fast enough.

Titanics forbidden

If you’re going to write graffiti, write it well!!
This is terrible!!
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
The management.

Butt hairs
1 for 48 yen.
5 for 198 yen.
(There is actually a town called Shikke, which means butt hair. The sign maker seems to have put the name of the supermarket as the product.)

Members of the Humanities Department, Law Department, First Section of each Management Department, First Section of the Science Department, the entire Engineering Department have all passed their exams, with the exception of the below person, who failed:
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